Hot Springs

Hippies love going to hot springs and letting their hair down a bit while the soothing warm waters melt away the stress of a hard hippie day. The Northwest is filled with such hot springs, which are typically accessible by road or a short hike through the woods. Once there, most hippies prefer to get in naked. And once naked, most hippies tend to want to get their groove on, especially if no one else is around. Think about that next time you and your family want to get in and enjoy nature’s warmth…

Reproductive Rights

Hippies were at the forefront of the fight for reproductive rights for women. While seemingly laudable, it helps to look at the motives behind their involvement here. Primarily, wanton promiscuous sex. You see, hippies dig getting their groove on with people they don’t really know all that well. Hippie chicks and hippie dudes look past the moral codes that restricted sexual behavior back in the day, and prefer to have the freedom to get funky with anyone, anytime. That necessitates birth control, since many hippies don’t want kids dragging them down and curtailing their free-wheeling lifestyle. Which means that the hippies’ support of reproductive rights was and is primarily selfish in nature…not quite so laudable now, is it? Selfish hippies…