Doggy Bags

Hippies love dogs, and can reliably be found walking them, or sitting with them in the park while singing a Simon and Garfunkel song and asking for spare change. But hippies hate dog poop, and can reliably be found leaving said poop on the grass for others to walk on. Sometimes, they place a leaf over the poop, sometimes they don’t. One thing they never do, though, is pick it up with one of those plastic poop bags, because hippies hate plastic bags, seeing as they’re bad for the environment and such. For me, I’d rather see that plastic poop bag in a landfill, than see the poop on my shoes.