Hot Springs

Hippies love going to hot springs and letting their hair down a bit while the soothing warm waters melt away the stress of a hard hippie day. The Northwest is filled with such hot springs, which are typically accessible by road or a short hike through the woods. Once there, most hippies prefer to get in naked. And once naked, most hippies tend to want to get their groove on, especially if no one else is around. Think about that next time you and your family want to get in and enjoy nature’s warmth…

Forests

Hippies love spending their down time in the forest, where they admire nature’s beauty, take stock of their lives, and generally sit around and do not much of anything. True, trees are pretty and the various natural critters milling about in the forest are fun to watch. But hippies take this one step further: They “bond” with nature in such ways. They claim to gain insight into how “connected” we all are to one another, to the trees and forest, to the streams that meander through them, and to nature as a whole. Well, that’s all well and good. But then they do the unthinkable: they smoke dope. They roll doobies and smoke their weed right there in the middle of the forest, releasing pungent secondhand smoke to fill the lungs of countless poor forest critters. As far as the critters are concerned, the only time there’s smoke in the woods, it means there’s a fire. And if there’s a fire, they should flee, quickly. Thus, whenever hippies light up their blunts, they inadvertently frighten away the very nature that they came to the forest to see. Silly hippies!

Long Hair

Hippies love long hair… on men, on women, on children. You never see a short-haired hippie, anywhere. Why? Cuz hair is natural beauty, man! It’s an expression of their personality, man! It’s how they commune with nature, man! Even Jesus had long hair, man! Get off their backs!!! Of course, one could argue that if they had shorter hair, they wouldn’t need to use as much shampoo or water to wash their hair, thus saving resources and polluting less…but guess what? Hippies DON’T wash their hair, man!!!!