Long Hair

Hippies love long hair… on men, on women, on children. You never see a short-haired hippie, anywhere. Why? Cuz hair is natural beauty, man! It’s an expression of their personality, man! It’s how they commune with nature, man! Even Jesus had long hair, man! Get off their backs!!! Of course, one could argue that if they had shorter hair, they wouldn’t need to use as much shampoo or water to wash their hair, thus saving resources and polluting less…but guess what? Hippies DON’T wash their hair, man!!!!