Hummus

Hippies love hummus and can reliably be expected to have a tub of it in their fridge at any given moment. Hummus, in case you are not familiar with it, is basically ground up garbanzo beans mixed in with garlic and other flavorings. For some reason, hippies believe this substance is really tasty and appropriate for dipping bread, pitas and other foodstuffs into it. For regular folks, though, it’s simply a grainy, bland glop of goop that gives you bad breath if consumed, reflecting a fundamental problem with hippies’ approach to food: Just because it’s from another country does NOT mean it’s good to eat.