A Milk of a Different Flavor

Hippies comprise the entire market for non-dairy “milk” items. I’m sure you’ve seen it: “Almond milk” and “Soy milk” and all sorts of other concoctions that really have no business calling themselves “milk.” When questioned about what’s really in “almond milk” they don’t really know…they just think it’s some liquid that comes from squishing almonds into paste and adding water or something. To them, that’s a whole lot better than milking a cow for nourishment, because, after all, milking cows is WRONG! That’s right, hippies think milking cows is WRONG! But have they ever seen a cow that’s full of milk, and how much said cow is just DYING to get that milk out of her? It’s almost too much to bear, seeing a cow like that with a ready-to-burst milk bag, or sack, or whatever the hell it’s called. They are so uncomfortable, they can hardly chew cud. To think hippies would leave that cow in torment is beyond belief…it’s downright despicable!