Diversity

Hippies love ethnic diversity in all areas of life, because they believe it makes them seem cultured and sophisticated to those around them. What better way to show your worldliness than to gobble down some Vietnamese or Thai food while sporting an all-hemp African peasant shirt and reading a book written by a prominent Latin American author? But this is a fraud. While at home, they are as white as Northern Idaho, eating Pop-Tarts and wearing basketball jerseys and tube socks while reading the New York Times.